January Hots

The January hots comes with the January blues. It involves getting frisky with anyone as a way of feeling better about the January blues.

"I can't believe you pulled Leonard! And then Sheldon??"
"It wasn't my fault! I've got a bad case of the january hots!!"

by MollyConnolly January 21, 2010

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 17

a capricorn. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋🥴

c - when yo birthday ?
o - January 17
c - ayee bad bitchs birthday tho🥵

by ♡Sweet potato♡ December 9, 2019

January 15th

January 15th- Look Your Name Up on Urban Dictionary Day

Person 1 : Hey, did you hear about January 15th?

Person 2: No, what is it?

by tylenol pain relief January 6, 2020

January 17th

Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Bf: january 17th is Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Gf: really? Ok. What is it?
Bf: you just kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Then they kiss

by Riverdalefan5058 January 16, 2020

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020