January 5th 

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

January 5th by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021

January 1st 

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

January 1st by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason

Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics

January 9 by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022

January 20

The day your miss her most

This day you sit at your bed and cry about her On January 20

Friend: hey wanna hangout today?
You: nah bro I’m just gonna stay home missing her
Friend: lonely ass loser

January 20 by I miss her. January 10, 2022

January 17 

Betty Whites birthday

Its her birthday! (January 17 2022 she would have been 100! Too bad she died December 31 2021)

January 17 by Nopetynope January 15, 2022

January 18th 

annoy tf out of your tall friends.

oh hey its january 18th i can annoy my tall friends

January 18th by ur mom............... January 17, 2022

January 29 

Go up to your crush and ask the the big question ❤️❤️❤️💋✨🥰🥴🦋

Let’s see if you’ll get a bf/gf and if you do congrats 🎊

On January 29 meet up with your crush/lover and ask them out

Maybe you’ll get a kiss 💋💋❤️🤍🦋🥴

January 29 by Youlookpretyy378 January 20, 2022