jam your hype

Stop lying, shut up.

Oi mate, jam your hype, i don't wanna hear anymore of your shit!

by ajw666 May 9, 2010

jam your hype

British UK slang meaning "Calm down." or "Chill out." Comes from the word "hype" meaning hyperactive, and the verb "to jam", meaning to relax, to chill, or to hang out.

Jordan: I swear down I'm gonna deck that bwoi!

Steve: Jam your hype, man. He didn't do anything to you.

by TheParkourPunk February 23, 2009

Space Jam Sex

Having sex while watching Space Jam

Ultimate win.

"space jam's on"
"Space jam sex?!"
"okay"
"wooooot!"

by Suckerpunch91 March 2, 2009

L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death

dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam

by ttorriand October 14, 2009

Double Log Jam

The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.

"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

Toe jam wedgy

A recently developed wrestling/submission hold, in which the opponent is placed in a prone position, the legs are folded at the knee, ankles are crossed and the underpants are pulled as to hook the toes under the waistband.

Holy hell, he totally toe jam wedgied that kid. That was an epic toe jam wedgy.

by Scott the zippy December 28, 2011

Jammy Jam James

There is only one Jammy Jam James. He is the fittest person imaginable, everyone fancies him. A Jammy Jam James is , for want of a better word, simply personified in the word Sex Machine.

"Oh My God! Is that Jammy Jam James?!?! I want him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! "

by james_8 March 11, 2009