Jesus-fix

To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.

My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.

My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.

by DaskinRobins October 7, 2011

finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.

AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!

by G520 April 24, 2023

Jetbridge Jesus

The supernatural power that heals airline passengers of their aliments in flight, and is exemplified by the phenomena of more passengers needing wheelchairs when a flight boards then need them on arrival. Most often seen on flights to/from Florida.

Flight attendant 1: we had 20 passengers in wheelchairs when we boarded my flight in Chicago, but when we got to Miami all but 4 walked off.

Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!

Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!

by Kronl January 5, 2023

zoidberg Jesus

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus

whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus

by the-great-jet December 1, 2021

jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020

jesus lugo

Cool Dude that is simply built differently

My man Jesus Lugo is simply built differently. So it is justifiable as to why he went 140 on a school zone

by Luzzo October 18, 2020

Redneck Jesus

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits

“REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube

by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022