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no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad
I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious
by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024
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CFJ - Cool Funny Joke

"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?

Bf: What about my girl?

Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
by Yashirim June 12, 2024
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e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
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Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.
Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024
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joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal
Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke
by TheSarge69 January 17, 2018
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Is this a joke guy

A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.
Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.
by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019
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A Joke

Person 1: Wanna see a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Look at a mirror
*Person 2 looks at mirror*
Person 2: But jokes have meaning
by Pretend that this is a good na October 20, 2021
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