You ate some real spicy chili. Consequently your farts now burn your asshole. Now you have a case of cinnamon ass.
by mr94chevys10 November 21, 2010
Get the cinnamon assmug. by avengethetaco May 1, 2019
Get the That is America's Assmug. A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
by The Giant Antelope May 15, 2012
Get the Sewer Assmug. The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.
Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack
by Pete Jones April 26, 2008
Get the ass schrapnelmug. n. clipped from assbolism. The painful gas bubble formed by forcing air through the anal sphincter. A reverse fart.
by Definite Article March 1, 2010
Get the ass-bomug. The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.
Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
by PiePatrol November 10, 2010
Get the Ass Showermug. Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.
Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007
Get the ass fuckedmug.