1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network
dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009
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Wood Stone Retard

A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!
We destroyed that team bro! WOOD STONE RETARD, WOOD STONE RETARD!
by JPGEdward March 29, 2017
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Jack Wood Day

4th February

A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona

It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day
derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek

mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like
by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022
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Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
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Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.
1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.
by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013
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hundred acre wood

a very magical patch of land where stuffed animals come to life and play with a very courious young boy
christopher robin went on an adventure through the hundred acre wood all day. But got lost in the tall unkept grass and huge bushes
by josh dickwillow March 13, 2008
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