1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.
by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010
Get the internetizen mug.Somebody who edates girls, and cybers with them. THen, he'll show you his dick, ESPECIALLY if you are underage, then cheat on you. This is a warning to every girl online. If you ever come across a certain person named "Scott Nishida", you are in grave danger, because he is the biggest internet pedo of them all. He'll suck you into a relationship, then cyber you, show off his dick (especially if you're underage) and then dump you. And internet pedo also often begs for forgivness after.
Anyone who either:
flashes their junk, cybers underage, e-dates a new person every week qualifies for an internet pedo.
flashes their junk, cybers underage, e-dates a new person every week qualifies for an internet pedo.
by Anonymous lololol October 18, 2010
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When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
Get the Intense Farting Remorse mug.the effect when one abuses a friends face physically getting the friend to respond with an equally funny physical response
Friend 1 - "hey I hear she has an interactive face!!?"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"
** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**
Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"
** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**
Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"
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Get the intersleep mug.Some people believe in magic, bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster...many more believe they have internet privacy
by ox4d July 31, 2012
Get the internet privacy mug.common mispronounciation of the word "integral", which means "necessary to make a whole complete; essential or fundamental."
"landing the plane is an intregal part of successful flight"
"math is integral to ensuring the appropriate dose"
the first example contains the wrong spelling, whereas the second example shows the right spelling.
"math is integral to ensuring the appropriate dose"
the first example contains the wrong spelling, whereas the second example shows the right spelling.
by tangledweb November 18, 2013
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