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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
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Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016
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Hooke

A legendary word from a legendary man. Some would say he's hooke, very hooke.
Much hooke!
When listening to "Your Beautiful" Danny said Much Hooke.
by Much Hooke November 16, 2017
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Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.
Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?
by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022
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hook a bitch

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."
by GateHearing August 18, 2009
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hooke

A way of saying okay in a relaxed, informal manner in your friend group.
"I'll see you later" "Hooke"
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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