No Homo

The only magic word more powerful then please

I want this guy to hold me in his arms while singing softly, no homo

by the_fallen_angel October 22, 2023

No Homo

No homo in reality means no homosexuality, meaning you didn't intent the word to be taken in a homosexual way. No homo can also mean No! Homo! Which is when the meaning is taken homosexually by a gay man and attracts them, and No! Homo! is used to ward them off.

Man 1: Dude this basketball is so hard, these are the types of balls I like.
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.

Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo

Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.

Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!

by TheMainOneAndOnlyBigD June 11, 2013

[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

no homo

a phrase you say when you do something gay and you're straight

"hey bro wanna cuddle? no homo bro"
"bro-"

by sodapopstuff October 16, 2019

homo hype

Taking advantage of fan girls by mentioning gay in a title or thumbnail. Monopolizing on the gay community for click bait

There's so much homo hype on YouTube, straight boys be saying "Am I gay?" in their titles

by KomasabaK September 26, 2017

homo screenus

a new species of human, characterized by constant and extensive screen time, evolved rapidly in 21st century

Ironic thst I have to use a screen to define homo screenus

by Jdubs281 January 14, 2023

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025