you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko October 31, 2015
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Bruh got sand feet

The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes
"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"
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got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.
Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...
by Inglourious July 18, 2009
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I ain't got rhythm

no I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm, I AIN'T GOT RHYTHM
(I ain't got rhythm intensifies)
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big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
by von groovy April 28, 2019
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you aint got no cheese

similar to "you aint got no dough" or you dont have any money
"Ill pay, dont even worry about it"
"bruh you know you aint got no cheese"
by kinkykax March 14, 2018
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You just got Facebook'd

Also, Facebook'd, Facebooked for short.

When you get an outstanding kill, or completely embarrass you're opponent. By using the phrase, you are saying that you are going to go to theater mode after the match ends to upload the the clip to Facebook.

It's always best to taunt your opponent, and threaten them that all of Facebook will be able to see them get owned.

Applies to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 players. Due to the new feature that allows players to upload clips from MW3 to Facebook, the phrase was created by AP.
Headshot! +150

t Knickerbocker: "Wow kid, you just got facebook'd"
NoobWhoDied: "lol wat is guns"

Triple Kill! +250

Whole Team: "Wow those noobs just got Facebooked!"
by t0nydehtigeh November 16, 2011
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