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Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"
by D20202000 February 1, 2022
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The vecna got his ahh

A phrase to use if somebody gets hurt or dies. Can also be used in embarrassing moments.
Bruh 1: “My uncle is crippled since last week”
Bruh 2: “No way cuh, the vecna got his ahh. That’s what he gets for acting up
by Goofy ahh cuh July 28, 2022
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The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010
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You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
by el Epico January 16, 2012
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got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.
Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...
by Inglourious July 18, 2009
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big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
by von groovy April 28, 2019
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Has Anyone Got A Mic

Teenagers and adults ask for friends online with strangers
Mostly male too
*gets into lobby*

“Has anyone got a mic”

No one replies

Then leaves game
by Unpaid Worker 123 June 14, 2018
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