Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration

Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though

by Jordowski June 14, 2020

Goose

The opposite of duck. Uncool, non-overpowered, goofy.

Wait, acting like that is hella goose.

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 28, 2024

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024

GOOSE PENUS

When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*

Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO

by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024

goose

a birb that is known to cause mass mayhem

fear the goose or b u r n

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

Goose Mode

What happens when Dignan from HivemindTV doesn't get any of the first three questions of an episode correct. Usually involves flapping his arms as if they were wings, squawking in Riley's face, and rolling around the room in his rolling chair.

Dignan really went GOOSE MODE on Riley and Grant there. 0_0

by not_an_urban_dick_user June 11, 2024

The Great goose believers

People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.

Do you believe in The Great goose believers??

by Toahy March 24, 2021