goosepunch 

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).

He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.

goosepunch by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk October 25, 2018

Goober Bearing 

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

Goober Bearing by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011

goober 

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

goober by Chrissizzle November 15, 2021

silly goober 

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly

silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober

silly goober by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023

juicy goosey 

When a girl gets wet in her vaginal area from getting turned on

"When he kissed me, I got all juicy goosey."

juicy goosey by izzzzzzzay November 8, 2014

goober hole 

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.

Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......

goober hole by Glogloid January 10, 2008

Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009