I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

national give a caitlyn a hug day

for all the caitlyn’s out there, your day is here 💗

“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”

by apriI October 21, 2021

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022

give a boy your number day

On November 16th is a give a boy your number day!

her : heres my number
him : why?
her : its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

give your girl a hoodie day

on november 7th you can give your girlfriend a hoodie for one day :)

boyfriend: here have my hoodie
girlfriend: what why?
boyfriend: it’s give your girl a hoodie day!

by marcella rodriguez October 22, 2020

National give your gf a hoodie

22nd-23rd may

Jake:hey
Holly:hi
Jake:gives hoodie
Holly:I already have hoodie

Jake:it’s national give your gf a hoodie day

by Dunno ?? May 18, 2021