Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.

I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.

by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

National give your gf a hoodie

22nd-23rd may

Jake:hey
Holly:hi
Jake:gives hoodie
Holly:I already have hoodie

Jake:it’s national give your gf a hoodie day

by Dunno ?? May 18, 2021

give your girl a hoodie day

on november 7th you can give your girlfriend a hoodie for one day :)

boyfriend: here have my hoodie
girlfriend: what why?
boyfriend: it’s give your girl a hoodie day!

by marcella rodriguez October 22, 2020

give a boy your number day

On November 16th is a give a boy your number day!

her : heres my number
him : why?
her : its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022