The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.
Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.
by Lard Boy August 5, 2007
Get the Guilt-Free Threemug. This phrase basically means to take something to the next level in a ridiculous way. It was first seen years and years ago on MTV during a stupid show where people on the street were asked if they would drink a beverage out of their shoes. the point was to try to get them to do it for the least amount of money. During one such segment, two dudes in the background were watching as others yelled out low numbers. They had the genius idea to take it to the next level and chant "Do it for free!" over and over. People knew it was stupid, and therefore ignored them.
Host-"If I give you 50 bucks, will you drink this out of your own shoe?"
Contestant-"I dont know man, maybe for 100 bucks"
Dudes-"DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE!"
Host-"heres a hundred bucks"
-embarassed dudes laugh amongst themselves after being totally ignored-
-show ends-
Contestant-"I dont know man, maybe for 100 bucks"
Dudes-"DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE!"
Host-"heres a hundred bucks"
-embarassed dudes laugh amongst themselves after being totally ignored-
-show ends-
by bigdaddy2047 May 19, 2008
Get the Do it for free!mug. by grundle debris December 3, 2007
Get the free candy vanmug. Runescape scam: you can't trim armor, you can only get it from a member's scroll.
Trimmed armor is worth much more than normal armor
Trimmed armor is worth much more than normal armor
xXDragonSlayerXx: Free armor trimming!
Tronicdude6: he's scamming, just going to steal your armor smh
Tronicdude6: he's scamming, just going to steal your armor smh
by KodakKid3 February 14, 2015
Get the Free Armor Trimmingmug. Finger free February is like no nut November but for women
During February woman cannot masterbate at all
During February woman cannot masterbate at all
Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on
Woman 1: finger free February
Woman 2: no what’s going on
Woman 1: finger free February
by True blue Ozzie November 3, 2019
Get the Finger free Februarymug. When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.
Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
by Coach BEAR December 5, 2013
Get the free lunch guymug. I am a swm (single white male),hwp (height weight proportional), d/d free in search of a swf (single white female of similar qualities.
by Jaay December 28, 2005
Get the d/d freemug.