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February 20th 

hug the smallest person you know, then remind them how small they are

(also give someone who's initials start with a C a compliment)
guess what day it is

February 20th?

Yep

You son of a-

February 21st

National fuck a friend day.
February 21st is going to be lit”
February 21st by Bootyconsumer68 February 19, 2021

February 20th 

The day where you pick up a small friend and throw them “lightly” onto the floor.
Boy 1: where are you going?
Boy2 : Imma go throw my small friend
Boy1: Oh yea it’s February 20th
February 20th by Wooshers February 20, 2021

February 21st

The single most important day in the known calendar year. This day is internationally known as National 69 day. It also happens to be the author of this definitions birthday!!
Attention ALL!! Today is February 21st, the day to face fuck a nd be face fucked.
February 21st by Slvrtungdev February 21, 2021

february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.
father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no
february 22 by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

February 28th 

A day where 2 friends must have sexual intercourse no matter what the circumstances are. But there’s a twist. The male must make sure he has a handshake with the girl after they’re done.
Boy/girl: yo it’s February 28th there’s no backing out

Boy/girl: fineeeee
February 28th by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021