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Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.
Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023
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Bad Bitch Disease

-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.

-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.

How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:

1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine

2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her

4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease

Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit

Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 29, 2021
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bathroom disease

Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.
I will not be constrained by another bathroom disease! That's why I choose...""
by Joelseph August 22, 2017
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Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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colorado hip disease

When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.
Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease
by BooBungus May 12, 2022
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dank disease

a serious disease diagnosed when injecting marijuanas
marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday
by puncake22 September 4, 2016
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