Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

by LDS14 May 25, 2018

Dirt lover

A young man or woman who enjoys anal sex.

You: "Wow she won't keep away from my ass. "
Bro: "Lol she searching for gold?"
You: " nah, She's a dirt lover."

by Lmaoboo May 26, 2018

bare dirt

when something is very unpleasant.

mate, did you see Archie's new shoes? they're bare dirt.

by Rafael Poisson December 9, 2019

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

Dirt divert

To sell someone out to take the focus off of one's own devious ways

My brother pulled out all the stops when he did his usual dirt divert move on Mom

by It's Barnett again May 6, 2019

Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019