California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.

“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”

by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023

Cursed diamond

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.

I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?

by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023

Hood Diamonds

Jordans, sneakers

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday

by DHapp August 10, 2024

Dirty Diamond

When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"

Hey bro, what did you do last night?

Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.

Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.

by Damtjusaren Andreas October 24, 2023

Black Diamond

This is black diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she’s also the one pink likes to fuck doggy style, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom on the couch, on the car and on the street

Black diamond on TikTok

by Very silly guy😍 November 3, 2023

Black Diamond

Black Diamond is a girl who gets fucked doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street. / a girl who gets around

A: ugh B is such a Black Diamond, she literally is such a pick me.
C: Ikr i saw her with Pink the other day, they were walking into the janitors closet with condoms in their pockets.

by Takoyaki. November 20, 2023

Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024