December 11

Slap your tall friend day.

short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

by anonymous December 10, 2020

December 11

Slap the hell out of your tall friends

Short friends “slaps”

Tall friend “why did you do that”
Short friend “ it’s December 11th you bitch”

Short friend “slaps again”

by Skskskskskksks December 11, 2020

December 11th

Today, December 11th, is the day you break down the mental positivity of your closest short friend

December 11th is the day you bully your friend to the brink of tears

Tim... grow tf up... literally

by WeenieHutJr’s December 11, 2020

December 12th

December 12th is officially National Bully Kokichi Day. The Day we bully Kokichi Ouma (A Danganronpa character, the Ultimate Supreme Leader)

Person 1: "Hey it's December 12th! You know what that means?"
Person: "Yes! We get to bully Kokichi Ouma!"

by Rantaros.Ahoges December 11, 2020

No Wipe December

A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.

Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.

by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020

December 27th

National bin broccoli day
Time to put that gross wannabe tree where it belongs

"have you got broccoli"
"yes"
*yeets it in the bin*
"why did you do that"
"its december 27th"

by Dexter L December 11, 2020

December 14th

December 14th hug your girlfriend day !

Friend : go hug your girlfriend its december 14th !
Me: I forgot about that imma go hug her rn !
*hugs gf *

by dayz__ December 12, 2020