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screaming donut

When a male and female go bungee jumping and the male ejaculates into the females face and then punches her in the Vagina when they hit the bottom.
Oi mate I heard Jason and Denise went for a Screaming Donut

I hate it when I get Screaming donutted
by Chipdick69 March 12, 2017
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Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.
‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”
by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023
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Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
by cracker February 22, 2023
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Donut Hole

The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.
Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH
by Dtreeman January 29, 2022
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Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.
I went to the shops and got donutitis.
by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018
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Donut

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.
Siphora is a donut.
by Cillian October 7, 2019
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prune donut

*in a hill Billy accent * I'm gonna eat your prune donut!
by peniscocain January 5, 2016
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