Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.

“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.

by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025

Ding

an indian from india

dude, school starts in two weeks and my FAFSA hasn't hit.

foreal? anyways, you have any ding professors this semester?

by flav174 August 13, 2025

ding a ling

an indian from india. comes from the indian meme song

is it just me or does the pizza taste different?

oh shit ur right! its probably because the new owners are ding a lings

by flav174 August 13, 2025

dingbop

this means any and ANY indian street food directly from india. it is a liquid chunky form that looks ABSOLUTELY vile and disgusting and would be labeled as THE cancer to anyone but indians.

This chicken looks like dingbop?

Wanna try some of my dingbop?

You just made some disgusting dingbop.

by indianhater444 August 31, 2025

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025

Ding

“aint no big thing”

“bro it’s really no ding”

by ethan’s mom September 25, 2025

Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025