dead-ox

dead·ox - {ded-oks}
-adjective
1. complete in accuracy, exactly right, or absolutely pertinent.
2. the end of stupidity and/or clumsiness

-noun (singular or plural)
1. an expert in his/her prospective field

-slogan
1. "rich in content and always accurate" -deadox.com

adj. - the researcher's dead-ox information won him the nobel prize and provided humanity with a plethora of great information.

n. - the investment banker was a dead-ox when he helped me rebalance my portfolio.

slogan - "deadox.com provides multimedia development, rich in content, while precicely representing their clients' identities on the web."

by rduebelbeis November 22, 2006

Dead Inside

Every high schooler.

Jim: "What's up?"
Rob: "I am dead inside."
Jim: "Aren't we all!"

by Rippled Chips October 7, 2018

Dead meme

A meme that is old. More specifically it's a negative term used to tell someone that their meme is old and (sometimes) over saturated

1: Guys have you seen doge? It's funny!

2: dude that is such a dead meme

by ToXicsp1der April 23, 2018

dead 90

A straight dick that is sharp as a piercing sword.

"Hey Blau, I heard you took it up the ass by Steve's dead 90 last night, i cant imagine how painful that is"

by Blau! January 10, 2006

Brain Dead

A girl named Morgan.

Ryan: Hey Morgan, wanna go smoke a blunt with me and Cam?
Morgan: Yeah!
Cam: You got the blunt?
Ryan: Yeah man, let's go!
Morgan: Wait, what?
Cam: Morgan's fucking brain dead man.
Morgan: Who?
Cam: You.
Morgan: Oh.

Five minutes later

Morgan: Hey, wait, I'm not brain dead you asshole!

by Rf3mZ January 11, 2009

dead assodopholis

Dead assopopholis is a condition where all the blood in your body turns to lead and you cant get up.

Meaning of lazyness.

(MATT) James, you been sitting there all day
(JAMES) yea i know, i am bored.
(MATT) naw, you got dead assodopholis.

by mjax October 23, 2009

Dead Doll

A girl full of darkness who looks like she's made out of plastic with crosses on her clothes and rings in her lip, nose, ears, and tongue. Often she looks sullen and/or sad. Give her the corpse of a dead bunny to make her feel better.

"I saw a dead doll at the mall. She made me want to throw up blood and pray to Jesus and get laid all the same time."

by Voxieniv January 15, 2009