ocean crust

When a sailor craps on your grave

Some guy ocean crusted on your moms grave

by African white boy September 21, 2013

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

by Man crust July 23, 2016

Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

yellow crusted cum-bubble

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.

Hey, is that a Yellow Crusted Cum-Bubble nesting on Trump's head, or does he look that way intentionally?

by McKrunzle April 1, 2017

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

Golden-crusted blowjob

A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob

Did you hear how wild Stacey after she gave Jake a golden-crusted blowjob last night?

by Donkeydiddler December 31, 2017