When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
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exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023
Get the exotic cow dancer mug.These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.
Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.
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Get the butt cow boy mug.by Weakest Link August 22, 2009
Get the Flip Cow Udders mug.A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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