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Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.
by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009
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How big is a cow

Ur mom is How big is a cow
by wuyitruywrteuwyerti May 28, 2021
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Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis
Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow
by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020
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Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.
Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.
by astoriastory March 10, 2007
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butt cow boy

so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy
by henry December 14, 2003
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Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.
Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!
by Weakest Link August 22, 2009
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orange cow pat

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange
Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww
by biker6676 February 12, 2013
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