cole metzger

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.

“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”

by beomics March 16, 2024

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Coleing

thugging out an audition without having practiced the music and having a cold and a sore throat, but still landing top chairs.

"How did Jeremiah get past pre-area? Didn't he have a really bad throat?"

"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."

by NamasteHK March 20, 2024

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Cole

Gets no bitches

“Mars and cole get no bitches”

by meowkittenssla June 6, 2022

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Cole

A Cole is a hunk of a man, often traveling long distances and hunting pokemon across the land he travels. He can blind an entire community by the sheer sight of his abs. He likes to spend his freetime taking long walks on the beach and deleting his friends’ saved data on Xbox. He is a world renowned driver who could speed away from any situation he was trapped in, often with no reguard to any vehicle or pedestrian surrounding him. Cole could have any girl he wished for, but he remains loyal to his only girlfriend, and his many man whores. Cole is a real G. Be like Cole.

Oh my god, he’s such a Cole. I wish I could have 10 seconds with him alone, but he stole my boyfriend instead

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT COLE OVER THERE. I’M GONNA FAINT

by cole’s June 7, 2022

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