Demetre's Cock

Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.

Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock

by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 12, 2004

ate-a-cock

Fun way to say 8:00.

SALLY: Hey, Sarah, what time are you and Jeff going out for dinner?

SARAH: Ate-a-cock.

by Adam DeFeather August 19, 2006

cock monkey

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.

Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"

by Gregatron September 23, 2003

baby cock

A affectionate term used to describe extraordinarily small penis.

Aww Craig, is that your baby cock i spy!

by Jen "itty-bitty-titty" Portite August 21, 2006

cock rocket

an extremely fast erection

Andrew got a cock rocket from watching the strippper

by bungholio17 February 06, 2009

lobster cock

The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.

Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!

by Steve.RedFox August 04, 2007