Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

chocolate headband

when a dog or any other animal...ect wipes , skims ect its butthole acrossed your head..

ahhhhhhhhh grosssss.... "rex" (pets name) just gave you a chocolate headband..

by kelsie90210 April 15, 2011

Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.

“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

Chocolate Chomper

A person who chews chocolate rather than letting it dissolve in their mouth.

Luca is a Chocolate Chomper. Look at him chewing his chocolate.

by 2121PeachFuzz March 24, 2021

Chocolate Chode

A chode that has been lathered in human feces then their partner licks it off sexually.

Baby Let’s do the Chocolate Chode tonight

by Jlee23 December 27, 2022

chocolate strawberry

yummy

chocolate strawberry is yummy

by wendy'sfourforfour May 11, 2021

Fizzy Chocolate

Fizzy Chocolate is the act of pissing inside someone while giving anal sex. A new twist on the champagne shower.

Taken from the old wives tale of "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, 'Round the corner chocolate's made.."

Dude 1: oi bro how good were those strippers aye
Dude 2: yeah bruz she let me give her fizzy chocolate aye
Dude 1: mad cunt

Sir 1: how is you would like to be pleased this fine evening young lady?
Mistress 1: please sir, i'm begging for fizzy lemonade on such a hot night
Sir 1: i never thought you'd ask **inserts erect penis into rectum of female and begins to urinate profoudnly to achieve a sensational blend**

by power_rager_1 April 15, 2015