chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.

Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.

by Shainiqua January 31, 2016

Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.

"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"

by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019

Chinese hotdog

A sexual act upon where a recipient will bend over spreading their butt cheeks and a partner will slide a dragon tongue pepper into their anus.

Lorna shrieked in terror as her infernal anus fried from a chinese hotdog.

by CatButtPaperCut July 12, 2019

Chinese Thunderroll

When a man porks a women, eats her like shrimp fried rice, then porks her again.

Last weekend Justin gave me the Chinese thunderroll!

by Why must I do this July 20, 2019

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

Chinese Humour

An unfunny Video that's Came from China or Asia and filled with with background Laughs which makes it Cringe .

Dude 1: That video is not funny at all,why there are Background laughs ??
Dude 2: "Chinese Humour"

by KKKisshortformofmyrealname December 10, 2019