chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Chinese Haggler

A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.

That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler.

by dildo penis April 1, 2022

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Chinese sticks

A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.

Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"

by envyie May 19, 2024

Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.

Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.

by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015

Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

Chinese checkers

Description of the never ending power grab, soap opera with the sale and control over Tik Tok.

That Tik Tok deal has been like watching Chinese checkers.

by anonymous September 21, 2020