Chinese Thesaurus

When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.

Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"

Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"

by GamingBeast90 January 19, 2024

Chinese gaming situation

The situation when the release date of the 1992 gaming console Tandy Memorex VIS (Visual Information System) coincided with Mortal Kombat controversy, hence this gaming console had to have its software releases primarily consisting of educational titles. This situation highly resembles the 15-year ban on gaming consoles in mainland China from 2000 through 2015.

The Chinese gaming situation in the early '90s forced companies to rethink their strategies, similar to how the Tandy Memorex VIS focused on educational titles amid the Mortal Kombat controversy.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.

Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.

by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017

chinese wall

sex position, where four people, regardless their gender, are stacked on top of each other

"guys yesterday i was the top layer at the chinese wall."

by mo schpit January 31, 2023

Chinese Netflix

Any illegal streaming website.

Dirk: “Bro, let’s watch Deep Blue Sea.”
Trent: “Aight, I’ll pull it up on Chinese Netflix.”

by HunkStudmann January 30, 2021

Chinese Wannabe

Ethnic Chinese youths were born and raised in Malaysian refuses their Malaysia born and pretending to be Mainland Chinese due to racial problem in Malaysia. They are very racist and against Southeast Asian people , use "Monkey" word to offend anybody they don't like , which is very popular used word in Mainland China.

Typical Chinese Wannabe : "I'm Chinese and I'm taller than you , my IQ is very high. I'm white"

by wang_baoyu (PRC) February 12, 2019

Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).

Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"

by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017