Captain Drake

1. boring
2. Not cool
3. Stupid
4. sad
5. crappy
6. pathetic
7. ugly
8. fat
9. Fanboy
10. tries to hard.
11. has no imagination.

Captain Drake is stupid.

by Captain Drake December 6, 2003

Captain Crunch

Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014

Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

captain happy

you kno... the "captain", your dick! for those who have none

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Captain Crunch

A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.

Some one who destroys property.

We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch

"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"

by Joe Sherrock December 5, 2007

captain america

The main character from the 1969 film Easy Rider. Also known as Wyatt, he was played by Peter Fonda.

Captain America is cool.

by SAFDSFS May 25, 2006