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chocolate cheeto

A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.
Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"
by ZackkkO May 30, 2018
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Chocolate cock

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.
-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo
by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018
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Chocolate Dipping

Chocolate dipping is most commonly used when a male or female has long taint hair. After taking a crap you dip the toilet paper in the bowl to get the paper wet for a cleaner wipe.
Haef: “ What the hell is that noise Brock, it sounds like someone is chocolate dipping in the stall right next to me”

Brock: “ Not uhhh! Stop talking I wanna hear it”
by Cap. Haef June 1, 2018
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Chocolate Birthday

The act of three naked black men placing excrement inside of your mouth.
Oh shit charlie just got a Chocolate Birthday!
by GamerSauce1235 June 2, 2018
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Bottom Chocolate

When you are having unprotected anal sex, pull out and receive a blowjob so your partner can taste their bottom chocolate
Ooh yeah let me taste my bottom chocolate
by Dildo69a June 3, 2018
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spicy chocolate

by lil yaddie June 10, 2018
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Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.
I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.
by MisterFistee July 26, 2019
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