chinese hiney

An ass that squints.

Baldy: Billy must really have to take a shit, his ass cheeks are squinting.

Joe: yeah man, he has a chinese hiney.

by Kydog54 October 13, 2015

Chinese sounding trap

The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them

Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap

by lebreezer May 24, 2023

chinese teacher

Chinese Teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). The first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. The players whos name was called would then put up a finger. This continues all the way around the circle. Once everyone has asked a question and answered one, everyone reveals their question and refreshes the group on who they picked. This game can be played for many rounds and can be a dirty or clean as one would want.

Player 1: *whispering to player to the right* "who do you think would be the first to become a stripper?"
Player 2: *out loud* "Tina put up a finger
*(Continues around circle)*
After that...
Player 1: *to group* "my question was who do you think would be the first to become a stripper? And (player2) said Tina."
*(Also continues around circle with everyones questions and answers)*
"Lets play chinese teacher everyone!!!!"

by Tootiefrootie679 September 6, 2016

Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016

chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024

chinese labrador

Chinese labrador;a cat.

Chinese labradors are small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Chinese Finger Trap

Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.

"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"

by Peryite May 4, 2021