Breathing

You should breathe sometime. It's better than absorbing oxygen through your skin.

Bro just try breathing. Don't be an idiot single celled organism hyou shite

by Vulcan-A1 January 30, 2022

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Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

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It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

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breathe you in like a vapour

When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff

“I want to breathe you in like a vapour”

by nightzlikethisluvr March 30, 2022

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butter breath

the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair

yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...

by CedricArnold April 11, 2022

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