Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Making Banana Bread

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.

Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?

by hlczn September 7, 2016

make some bread

Another term used for popping a bun in the oven

Guy: I’ve been hanging out with this chick and I think that tonight we’re finally gonna make some bread.

by queenofthelocus December 23, 2020

Bread Stick Baker

Someone that is slow in the head. A nicer way of saying that someone is retarded.

Man, Timmy is such a bread stick baker!

by UZI4YOU December 6, 2010

50/50 bread

Practically just the saying of maybe but instead ya say 50/50 bread instead coz it’s ye n no

Ash: Oi Nicki do you like jodie or not make ur fucking mind up
Nicki: nahhh mush I’m 50/50 bread init but I’ll probs cut her off lmao

by Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 19, 2021

Merita Bread swag

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.

KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag

by Flokka KO October 26, 2010

One Bread Nation

A nation in a world of it's own, that only serves one bread - sourdough! And if anyone tries to serve any other bread, they'll yeet you from the nation. As only, sourdough is allowed. Bread bitches are welcome!

Person 1: Have you ever heard of one bread nation?
Person 2: It is the only good bread nation and I'll YEET you if you try serve anything but sourdough. Sourdough lovers unite!

by Emeana March 19, 2021