Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

yo boyfriend

A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.

Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.

Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!

by Qwertyquoo June 22, 2022

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

Boyfriend

something you'll never get or be

you're not my boyfriend

by the J creater July 2, 2021

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob)

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"

"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"

by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024