morning boner

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007

Semi-boner

A semi-boner is when a man's penis is no longer erect after blowing his load or just becoming aroused.

Some guys get a semi-boner to playfuly slap each other in the face with it.

by Tiea September 28, 2008

boner

1)an erect penis
2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand
3)how big you wish your penis was all the time

1)"my penis was so fucking hard last night I had a major boner"
2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his boner poking her.
3)"Man I had a huge boner last night I wish my penis was that big all the time without all the blood in it," Johnny thought to himself.

by areon5674 April 9, 2006

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

bonerd

n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.

"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."

by RaeReezy January 22, 2009

boner

A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.

The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.

by Shoot Me Down September 28, 2005

Chick Boner

A physical response to a state of arousal in a female, typically a swelling/erection of the clitoris. Also can mean an erection of the female nipples due to arousal.

A combination of chick and boner.

I saw Joseph half-naked, and he was so hot I got a chick boner!

by iamholly.com October 10, 2003