bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner

I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner

by Who’s That February 1, 2019

BOB Syndrome

BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.

And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.

Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.

Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.

Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."

by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023

Bobbing for tacos

Eating a hard shell taco out of your partner's butt crack without using your hands.

Annabelle, do you want to go bobbing for tacos tonight?

by Xalici August 21, 2017

bobs-a-dying

A drunken revel (naval slang)

W.N.Glascock, Sailors and Saints, 1829 (I, 179), ‘Nothing but dining, and dancing, and Bobs-a-dying on deck from daylight till dark’. (Moe.)
Search on google books for etymologic data and examples.

by twitley May 16, 2011

Air bob

When you attempt to type Air Bnb but your communications device auto corrects you forcing you to unsuccessfully correct it prior to going all caps

Text 1: wanna book a hotel or an Air bob
Text 2: Air Bob*
Text 3: AIR BNB*

by rajistanilaotian February 20, 2019

Bob Rossed

Changing a life negative into a life positive

I really messed up on the project but bob rossed it and my boss thought it was great!

by themadpreacher November 26, 2016

Bob Heps

An amazing friend who seems to disappear from existence. Will always make you laugh, and cry when he leaves. But when he comes back it is cause for celebration!

I really miss Bob Heps. I wish he never disappeared.

by An a an person September 19, 2019