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Gasp and Blast

1. The act of masturbating while simultaneously being choked and undergoing a colonic irrigation. A high-stakes combination of pleasure, breathlessness, and intense bodily release. Not for the faint of heart, the hydrated, or the vanilla.
• “He said he wanted something wild, so we went full gasp and blast. Never looking at that enema kit the same way again.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
by Huggiedabear13 June 11, 2025
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Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.
Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
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Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.
Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
by ScootyKart December 17, 2023
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back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.
I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"
by sigma_man January 18, 2024
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Blast off

When you go with a communal cup previously bought from Taco Bell to drink Baja blast without paying.
Dude, I'm pretty beat from this long day of skating, let's go to Taco Bell and blast off.
by Bongmaster123 May 8, 2016
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Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.
"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"
by GoblinVader June 27, 2025
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