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Get the Ben Affleck mug.Ben Affleck (1971-) is an American actor famous for being in movies with his best buddy Matt Damon, but infamous for his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. He is currently married (as of the publication of this entry) to Jennifer Garner.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Janie: Why do you hate Ben Affleck?
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
by Camnation January 8, 2007
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Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?
Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?
Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
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