Basketball

Your mother

Who is NOT a slut!

Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her"
In other words, she ate him
Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat
Just to clarify
Basketball, a basketball
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
I went there, your mother is a basketball
A basketball, she's a basketball
Stop
Everybody take 5
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
Let it all out, don't hold back; incriminate
Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
So guys, be loquacious
Show off your gall!
What did you say his mother was again?
A basketball
A basketball
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
She's also fat, not sure if I mentioned that
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
Man, that's wack, I object, but, to change the subject
I double dribbled your Mom's bombs and she liked it
Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
Im'a lead you to reason like the Zeppelin piper
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cause I like her
She's spherical, meaningful, clear and clerical,

by We are the cherubs🥰🥰🥰🥰🍓😚 February 18, 2024

Baskala

Pronounced - Baaaaa-skaaaa-laaaaaa (you have to say it slowly and airy)

(WARNING SAYING THIS WORD TAKES UP ALOT OF BREATH DO NOT SAY IT MORE THAN 6 TIMES AS IT WILL RESULT IN SUFFOCATION)

Baskala, can mean many things but mostly it is a play on word of bamboozled. (bonus word, "Obito" same definition)

Homie just got baskala'd on 💀 - Noobly, Surfside

by nooblert February 18, 2024

Basket

An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.

"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."

by Asian Culture Expert February 22, 2024

basketball emoji

means black people are bad

i think basketball emoji lol

by ashibolob April 3, 2024

Baskene

The name of the demon from a AMAZING story on wattpad(not a fanfic just a normal horror thing)

“Have you read Baskene?”
“No what the fuck is that?”
“It’s on Wattpad”
“Dude I ain’t reading fanfic”
“ITS NOT FUCKING FANFIC”

by Justcallmehot April 7, 2024

Basketball Beep

When a fire alarm battery loses battery the alarm unit will eminate a beeping sound in a specified duration letting the resident know the battery needs changing. This is widely known to affect the black community because they don't change the battery.

Yo I was just on Instagram live and this Hood man's crib was basketball beeping the entire time.

by Bryguy21 May 27, 2024

Basketball Beep

The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.

Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*

by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024