Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.
Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
by ScootyKart December 17, 2023
Get the Baja Blastedmug. by ocbrayan September 5, 2021
Get the Nozzie blastmug. Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
Get the Blasting trackmug. Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 8, 2017
Get the italian finger blastingmug. 1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
by July 3, 2024
Get the God blast youmug. 1. The act of masturbating while simultaneously being choked and undergoing a colonic irrigation. A high-stakes combination of pleasure, breathlessness, and intense bodily release. Not for the faint of heart, the hydrated, or the vanilla.
• “He said he wanted something wild, so we went full gasp and blast. Never looking at that enema kit the same way again.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
by Huggiedabear13 June 11, 2025
Get the Gasp and Blastmug. by Holythunder October 15, 2017
Get the BLASTEDmug.