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Asian gear

David Bak brand of clothing
-Producing james Hall
-person who stops asian gear john viacava
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.Buy it.
by David Bak June 9, 2003
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asian jake paul

Referring to the Youtube ricegum. First used by iDubbbzTV in his Jake Paul content cop which was on Ricegum in reality. Also the name of the diss track by iDubbbzTV.
iDubbbzTV made a disstrack against ricegum called "asian jake paul"!
by Teemo McNuggets October 4, 2017
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Asian Kid Energy

Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.

Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
by McAlpa April 4, 2020
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Asian parent syndrome

A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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Fat Asian Brenner

A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls
Holy shit he’s so fat. That Fat Asian Brenner be Simping over a E Girl
by Beautiful condor March 18, 2020
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Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019
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