Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.

"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"

by Shady Dip March 8, 2008

Old tin can

Irish slang for a vagina, used with innuendos when trying to hide what you're talking about.

Mickey: So me ol' mate, what were y'up too last night?
Tom: Ah y'know, just gettin' in at me wife's old tin can is all, if ye catch me drift.

by JimmyMcCormick July 27, 2013

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

my old dutch

my missus, my luvver, my wife.

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

by carpark an' burton July 2, 2005

big old greaser

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

by YekramC March 5, 2015

Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019

my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

by Deacon January 16, 2021