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Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.
Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.
by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009
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Miserable ass

Someone who is always angry and rude, specifically toward adults/teachers
So Mrs. Spencer emailed me today Aiden, you miserable ass!
by Cjstaple February 4, 2019
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That is America's Ass

Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.
"That is America's ass."

"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."
by avengethetaco May 1, 2019
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ass circumference

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm
by Bootyguru April 17, 2016
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Crisp ass

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!
by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017
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Sewer Ass

A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"

Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"

Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
by The Giant Antelope May 15, 2012
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ass fucked

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.
Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007
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