Anal Scissoring

the art of rubbing bare assholes together, until you ass cum !
by 2e~ August 06, 2009
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Anal Rampage

1. When woman or man is fucked up the ass so many times at once his/her asshole is destroyed and is left a gaping hole and him/her officially: ANALLY RAMPAGED!!!!!!!!!!!
2. In an FPS or just a shooting game, when a player on one team destroys and/or owns all the guys on the other team and proceeds to yell out: ANAL RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.Juan: Yo Taylor i was playing COD4 with Kaestner yesterday and at one time he was standing still and all u heard out of his mic was Kaestner screaming and his dad yelling "ANAL RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Taylor: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Juan: Time to die, young ones.
*Proceeds to destroy Kaestner's team*
Juan: ANAL RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Juan wuz Here May 22, 2008
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Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.
Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
by steakfries December 13, 2008
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anal gravy

the greasy, stank,grayish brown crud that collects in the taint area after a day's worth of vigorous activity in the blazing heat. It consists of back sweat, lotion, possibly sunblock and hair products, and of course liquidated fecal matter.
Man I just came from Ozzfest and my nads are swimming in anal gravy.

Fuck dude! Take a shower!
by bob digitech August 09, 2008
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Anal Warts

nal wart (ā'nəl wôrts)
n.

A hard Group of rough lumps growing on the skin, caused by infection with certain viruses and occurring typically on anus caused by Anal Sex.
I thought I had roids but it turned out I had anal warts!
by bebo June 01, 2005
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Anal Destruction

Ass pumping a girl so hard that it rips and swells the anus.
Girl 1: Ouch! My ass hurts.
Girl 2: Why does it hurt?
Girl 1: Because I had rough anal sex last night and it may have ripped.
Girl 2: HAAHHAAH Talk about anal destruction.
by Inferno98 July 02, 2010
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anal explosion

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool
by STEVO November 28, 2004
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