no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

i gave her a baby shower last night

by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010

european shower

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.

Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.

by barbarino October 4, 2005

shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!

Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!

by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005

Baby Shower

when you blast cum on a girls face.

I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.

by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008

Silver shower

Second only to the golden shower, the silver shower consists of urinating on one’s self while doing a hand stand. Typically used for those curious about a golden shower or someone craving a golden shower but cannot find a urinater.

Hey guys, sorry I smell bad, I gave myself a silver shower today.

by Hammer20 November 3, 2011

Heineken Shower

A halls of residence wet room/bathroom (drain in the floor in the middle of the room) comprising of a toilet, small sink and shower above. You can go out and have 12 pints of Heineken, come home, stick the shower on full, sit on the toilet whilst you spew down the drain the middle of the room.

Also good for getting ready for lectures the next day you can shit, shower and shave all at the same time

Heineken Shower

by Bunny Follocks November 22, 2010