Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!


by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009
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Jack Bib

a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.
I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.
by Super Stan Darsh March 18, 2011
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cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.
When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.
by a-diggity17 May 13, 2009
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jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
by Jon Salat November 12, 2017
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air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.
I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.
by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018
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Meme jack

When one person steals another person's meme without a customary like or upvote
Don't you hate when someone meme jacks you and they get more likes?
by DelusionsOfAdequacy September 08, 2017
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