Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 16, 2021

Goose

A fat ass who uses discord 24/7 and everyone dislikes

“Man look at that goose 😹😹”

by mama lover 69 January 16, 2021

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 December 24, 2015

goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment

Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck

by Lucky out August 10, 2016

Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

rough the goose

To masturbate vigorously.

And he said to her, "come on you mean to tell me you never rough the goose? "

by USmc2844 August 17, 2017

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022